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presents from the first week of march

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:45:17 +0000

migraine migraine bruise on my right arm $51.46 eyeliner (haven’t worn this since junior prom) an email from an old friend bad advice a house full of kids with diarrhea (ok, it’s only two kids, but any diarrhea is too much diarrhea) sunshine and 40+ degrees (!)

places i found ladybugs today

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:45:21 +0000

in the clean laundry in the dirty laundry on violet’s ceiling (3) on the toilet lid in the upstairs hallway under the couch

it’s good ladybugs are so small or i would be worried that hitchcock was coming with the birds to get me.

let’s talk books

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:19:27 +0000

i know you’re dying to know what i decided to read.

i made it through the complete idiot’s guide to buying and selling a home and i’ve decided not to buy a house. i had to return remarkable creatures to the library, but no big loss. i read the first few pages and could feel my bile [...]

a one-sided conversation with my fairy godmother

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:23:49 +0000

so, it’s been a tough few weeks. see the dishes piled everywhere. (i know, i hate plates covered in crusted spaghetti too.) and the laundry mountain in the basement is a little embarrassing. what if i vacuum up all the pretzels smashed between the couch cushions while you work some magic in the kitchen?

oh. you [...]

welcome to wit’s end

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:53:13 +0000

today was a day kind of like this one. i woke up attempting perkiness. (we had a hard day yesterday too.) i got the kids into the car for story time at the library. i drove to the library. i got the kids out of the car. no mishaps really. until we attempted to leave [...]