picture us at Christmas
obviously, your Christmas card from yesterday would have arrived with a picture of our little family. my hair would have been tidy. i wouldn’t look bloated or utterly exhausted. henry would be smiling adorably. joe would look like the handsome swarthy dentist to be that he is. obviously. but since such a picture does not exist, i’m letting you see my little hal in his delight near the edge of blueberry bog in holden arboretum, which delight is only compounded by the peanut butter sandwich in his hand.
the Christmas undone
i think that dickens forgot a ghost in scrooge’s story: it’s the ghost of the Christmas undone. i’m currently experiencing a visitation. somehow Christmas has come and gone and i still have a list of things “to do!”. i guess i’ll have to morph the title of the list at this point to something more appropriate like, “darn it, i didn’t do it!” or “should have done!” or “better luck next year!”.
first off, i wish that i had made you a plate of Christmas goodies. i love to make Christmas goodies. in lieu of an actual plate of cookies, i’ve decided to give you a description of all the goodies i would have put on your plate. read it until you can taste it.
- dark chocolate crackles: these delicious, delicious cookies are like the orange sticks from your childhood only infinitely more sophisticated–the hint of fresh orange zest will make your eyes roll into the back of your head.
- gingerbread cookies: if you think you don’t like gingerbread all that much, or you’d rather spend your calories elsewhere, think again. this recipe makes gingerbread aboslutely, undeniably irresistable.
- cranberry streusal shortbread bars: over a cup of butter. need i say more?
obviously, this plate of Christmas goodies would arrive prettily packaged ala martha stewart on your front porch sometime before Christmas. my amazing culinary technique would have you and yours in a calorie induced stupor of joy.
and then, my next project. the Christmas letter. i know there are some who naysay the Christmas letter, but i’m a firm believer. let’s go ahead and admit it. we love to see those tiny print 8 1/2 x 11 brag sheets of second cousins and old college roommates. it makes us feel connected without actually having to connect (here begins my theory that social networking sites like facebook are simply an offshoot of the traditional Christmas letter). i love the pictures. i love the updates. and, really, i love getting honest-to-goodness, hold-in-your-hand, tangible, tangible mail.
so, i’ve written a few versions of my Christmas letter that never was. it’s like a choose your own adventure novel: go ahead and pick whichever curtis life synopsis you like best, print it out, and stick it on your fridge.
for cynics
the curtis clan is still in cleveland underneath seventeen and a half layers of clouds.
joe: grumpily puts on his coat every morning and makes the two minute commute to case western dental school.
jes: her ever increasing girth is indicative of her ever increasing grumpiness.
henry: he turned two and suddenly learned the words “tasty,” “cake,” and “tantrum.”
for people who can’t help but see everything as a blessing
the curtis clan has been ever so blessed this year. multiple residency interviews, another baby on the way, an adorable and precocious two year old. things couldn’t possibly be any better than they are.
joe: passed his second set of board exams without studying.
jes: managed to make a gigantic advent calendar out of felt.
henry: practically knows how to read and we think we’ve caught him doing calculus in his head.
something closer to the truth but still laced with a gooey (but not obtrusive) sentimentality
the curtis clan is sort of astounded that their four years in cleveland are nearly over. in just a few weeks they’ll be matched with a residency program, somewhere…
joe: keeps us laughing, keeps milk in the fridge, keeps the laundry shuttling between the apartment and the basement, keeps delighting in root canals.
jes: is trying to find her largeness beautiful (occasionally succeeding), is proud of her literary journal, is always trying to find ways to get dinner on the table without giving herself a brain tumor.
henry: loves the sound of trains, police cars, and ambulances, loves to help with the dishes, loves to climb onto his momma’s lap and drive his matchbox cars up and down her belly.
thanks for checking up on us and being our friends. we think it’s real nice. and we’ll have you over to dinner sometime. promise.
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hooray for winter solstice! we’ve lived through the shortest day!
and thank goodness it was a short one. in cleveland it’s currently -22F (factoring in the wind chill). i can’t wait to jump into my flannel sheets and hit oblivion.
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every part of my body seems to be stretching to the point of collapse. everything except my brain, that is. i’m not sure what’s happening in the old noggin, but i’m willing to guess it’s not pretty. can this explain my blogging absence? or should we attribute it to the extreme cold? (really. it is extremely cold.)
and. for those of you who read this blog because you know me and care about what happens to me and mine, here’s the GPR update. joe’s top program (iowa) pulled out of the match this year–so we heard on wednesday that joe was accepted! however, in a stab of roullette not very characteristic for either of us, joe turned down the acceptance. yes, that’s right. we’re going to play the match game and see if we can catch a place in denver or ann arbor. the match doesn’t come out until january 26th, so we’ve got a few (minor) things on our plates before then.
we also passed another milestone. the books i checked out of the library today aren’t due until after the baby’s “due date.” (i say “due date” because i don’t believe such things actually exist. really, who are we to tell a little fetus person when he/she is ready to be born–especially when doctors still don’t even understand what starts labor. that said, i wouldn’t mind if this baby came out on her “due date.” or sooner. sooner would be fine too. i don’t think there’s room for the two of us in here.)
and lastly, i found a recipe for russian cabbage soup that made my day. i’ve tried to make this soup a number of times but i never hit it quite right. now i know what i was doing wrong. sauerkraut! it’s genius. i highly recommend this on a cold winter night. especially if you have a strange, inexplicable affinity for cabbage.
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i feel huge. and blessed. and hugely blessed.
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