i am now an expert at not having this baby. i didn’t have the the baby last week. i didn’t have this morning. i didn’t have the baby this afternoon. i still, apparently, haven’t had the baby. if i happen to call anyone, i have to preface the phone call with the phrase “i haven’t had the baby, but…”

i’m getting really good at this not having the baby thing. why, i think i will spend this evening not having the baby, followed by a long night of not having the baby, perhaps topped off by a leisurely saturday morning of not having the baby. care to join me?